- September 9th, 2008
Last year, Bree and I brought you a recap of all that was MTV VMAs
This year however, Bree is without the finer thing in life called cable-tv and is unable to watch.
So, I'm going at this alone. :( It's a bit sad, to be honest. Its like talking to yourself.
Bear with me, and my multiple personalities. =)
7:52: Still Watching House on USA. Just informed Mom that she must turn MTV on at 8pm. (Is anyone else simultaneously recording True Blood on HBO?)
7:57 What the hell are the Hills still doing on MTV? *ugh*
8:00 Lol Sway is on a helicopter.
8:01 I hate Lauren Conrad. Just and FYI.
8:03 TI is sexy. *nod nod* And no, Taylor Swift doesn't have a chance @ Best New Artist. Sorry.
8:05 How insane is it that all the limos have peoples names on the hoods of the car? Katy Perry is awesome.
8:07. LOL Tokyo Hotel in a Monster Truck. Thats hilar.
I hate commercials. Like, is their really a point? So, you know how people pay a substantial amount of money for Super Bowl commercials? I wonder how much they pay for VMA commercials?
8:13 HAHAHAHAH KATY AND MILEY! FTW! Thats amazing.
8:14 T-Pain, What the fuck? An elephant? Clowns? Drums? No....
8:17 Pink is always amazing. So is Jordin Sparks
8:20 Is it bad I'm kinda excited to see Britney? To see how bad she embarrasses herself this year?
8:23 Lol. Panic at the Disco is in a van. Bringing back the 'hard touring days' they never had? Ryan's a nerd.
8:27 Yeah, the "beef" is SO squashed between Katy and Miley. Suuuureee
8:28 Does Kid Rock just roll out of bed and show up to award shows? Does he even shower? LOL Michael Phelps. Remember when no one cared about him like, three months ago?
8:33 FALL OUT BOY IS WEARING THE SAME OUTFITS THEY DID IN 2006. GET NEW CLOTHES! WHERE THE FUCK IS THE MONKEY TO COMPLETE THE OUTFIT?
8:34 Am I the only one who cant get into dance shows? Dancing With The Stars... America's Best Dance Crew...
8:36 I love Brittish accents....
8:37 JONAS BROTHERS *heart palpitations*
8:37 Sway has a daughter? Woah...
8:40 *Jams to Jonas Brothers on commercial for some Verizon thing*
8:42 Linday Lohan HAHA
8:42 HOLY SHIT. CHRISTINA AGULERIA LOOKS AMAZING!
8:43 LOL Benji and Paris. *facepalm* Well, at least she knows what BFF stands for... thats hot...
8:44 AAAAAHHHH JONAS BROTHERSSSSSSS.....Lol at Joe standing *soclose* to Taylor Swift.
8:46 Slipknot strangely looks good... in their own creepy way..
8:46 Omg. Ashlee is the cutest pregnant girl ever. And shes VERY pregnant. Wow.
8:51 holy crap. Kobe brings porn stars...
8:52 Ew. Hayley's dress. Ew... and hair... Did she really... *facepalm*
8:54 Taylor Swift has an Outfit Crush on Ciara. Thats a good phrase. Im stealing that.... and her "boyfriend" well, her boyfriend's younger brother.
8:59 What? Paris doesnt even make sense anymore.... like she ever did....
Britney + Jonah Hill = hilar.
Oh, britney looks cute...
Wonder how long it took Britney to learn her monologue.
Lol zombies dancing to Rhianna
Rhianna looks adorablez.
Eh, the performance wasnt that good...
Lol Russel Brand (Bland, Brandt, Band, Bund..lol) is hialrious.
"Can-ye West" Lol
"without fame, this hair cut could be mistaken for mental illness"
Woah, political commentary.
"USE A CONDOM OR BECOME A REPUBLICAN"
Female Music Video of the Year:
My Pick: Katy Perry- I Kissed A Girl
Winner: Britney Spears- Piece of Me. Good for her. Its about time...
Pete Wentz is on my TV as usual.
WTH? Who plays Oasis at the VMAs? But its okay when its a remix....
Lol. VMA ALERT: (its like a hurricane alert) THE JONAS BROTHERS WILL PERFORM THEIR SONG "LOVEBUG" IN 9 MINUTES! You have 2 options: Evacuate, or grab your little sister for a 'legit' reason to watch the performance.
LOL, ZUI SUICIDE ON COMMERCIALS FOR PARIS HILTONS BFF. "hit me... hit me..."
Best Male Video
My Pick: T. I- No Matter What
Winner: Chris Brown- With You. Its cause he can dance, isnt it?
LMFAO "It will be a while before she brings any of them off" - Russel introducing Taylor Swift, whos introducing Jonas Brothers.
Awe, They look like they are on the set of Sesame Street.
Okay, no seriously. I love the Jonas Brothers. There I said it. I am a JoBro fan. If I get lot, please send me to Nick Jonas...
holy crap. crazy jobro fans.
I wanna hear Katy sing Like a Virgin...do not go to commercial....assholes...
What the fuck, why didnt they televise Katy's performance? RIP OFF!
lol "My cock has never been so mositurized"
Michale Phelps looks so awkward...
LIL Wayne is adorable in his own way. Is that bad?
Where is Tyga/Wentz during Wayne's performance?
Lol @ blanked out curse words.
Wayne and T-Pain's dance > Soulja Boy
LOL @ Soulja Boy not getting nominated for best dance video.
Best Dancing in a Video
My Pick: Chris Brown- Forever
Winner: Pussy Cat Dolls- When I Grow Up. HUH?! They are strippers with recording contracts!!!!! Does Nicole let anyone else talk/be on camera/be known?
Am I the only one who hasnt gotten into Twilight?
but I love MTV RealWorld/Road Rules challenges
Pete Wentz...get off my TV with that redic get up.
No, seriously, am I the only one not into the Twilight thing?
paramore at Whiskey-a-Go-GO. Are they even allowed to drink Whiskey?
Lol 2 Russell crashing the intro.
Misery Business Orly?
oh god, those obnoxious yellow pants...
hayley needs to stop yelling when she sings
mmm, josh farro.... yes plz
Lol @ Russel wanting to sleep with JoBros.
Slash must own like 300 top hats. or has had the same one for 20+ years.
Best Rock Video:
My Pick (s) : Slipknot- Pshycosocial and Fall Out Boy- Beat It (shoot me)
Winner: Linkin Park- Shadow of the Day
1. I'm not calling ANY of this tonight, am I?
2. Meh. I dont like LP.
Lol. Awe. I love Miley.
I'm stoked on Pinks performance.
holy shit. i have a crush on pink. thats all
Eh. Ting tings.
Lol. Awe. Pete and Ashlee.
Lol "one for me, one for the baby. one for me, one for the baby. one for me, one for the baby..."
Okay, I never thought Id EVER see Slipknot on the VMAs. And I like it.
Best Hip Hop Video:
My Pick: Lil Wayne, Lupe, and Kanye
Winner: Lil Wayne
WOO! I called one! And Good for him. Million Records and Moon Man. its Wayne's year.
Oh, Jordin Sparks firing back on the purity ring commentary. You go girl.
I want TI to sing to me....
I also want TI to be in my living room. Or bedroom....
Okay, how cute was it to see JoBros standing and being all O.O at TI? and Nick not paying attention at all
I want to see what Russel is gonna fire back to Jordin now...
LMAO HSM3. Once again something I never got into...
Yay! Christina!!! =)
I remember the first time I saw Christina. We were both so young. Haha...
AH! Genie in a Bottle! but, this is the first time Ive see X-Tina lip-sync. DNW. She has such a great voice, and should not be lip syncing.
LOVING the New Xtina song. but stop lipsyncing
Yeah, she hasnt lost it. =)
Lol. Awe. Jo Bros not amused at Russel. Except Kevin.
Best New Artist- Tokyo Hotel. Um. What?
Stop with the Paris commercials
McLovin, I love you.
Best Pop Video:
My Pick: JONAS BROTHERS-Burnin Up (sorry Panic)
Winner: Britney Spears-Piece of Me
*head desk* Its cause they feel bad for her....
Lupe, in my pants. Now
Is Mario Lopez MTV's bitch?
Um, Drake and Josh? What? Kid Rock? What? *mindfuck*
Kid Rock needs to not sample good classic rock songs.
OMG OVERLOAD LIL WAYNE AND KID ROCK! THIS IS BETTER THAN KID ROCK AND AEROSMITH/RUN DMC in 2000!!!
Kobe Bryant walks out. Joe Jonas is not amused.
Video of the Year:
My Pick: Jonas Brothers- Burnin' Up
Winner: Britney Spears-Piece of Me
Its true. They feel bad for her. I've seen the JoBros vid more on MTV then I have ever seen Brit's video on there. Its like the "world" and by "world" I mean MTV execs want her to save face from that shit she pulled last year. There is a reason Britney never won. She doesnt have nearly as much talent as any of the others. She lip-synced every performance she did, and was no where close to Christina's talent. Maybe MTV forgot that....
I think Kanye has lost his touch. Sorry. I just... I'm not into him like I used to be.
Now, Jonas Brothers Pic Spam because I need it